From the Apache Junction News Desk:
Reportedly, FredK was out mowing his rock front lawn when a gigantic sand slide engulfed his subdivision and wiped out all the houses, including Fred's new 2-holer outhouse.Fred was located under the sand by specially trained 'sniffer dogs' who can detect humans, especially if, like Fred, they eat Taco Bell bean burritos
. He was air-lifted to a nearby hospital, aired out, and released.
"PUSH TO FLUSH"
Proving once again the dangers of artificially cultivating wild rocks...Naturalist organic rock gardener 2ndthyme, who tends her rock garden nekkid, warns against trying to tame wild rocks, saying, "Them suckers'll turn on you every time"...Originally Posted by SBA
Rock lovers will be relieved to know that Fred's bonsai rock garden, containing some of the world's rarest pebbles, was saved from the sandslide when Fred's Japanese rock gardener threw himself over it yelling, "Bonzai!!".........Ben
"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." - Ronald Reagan~~~~~''Life's tough, pilgrim, and it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for" - Cuthbert J. Twillie"It must be mounted on a tripod! It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr, Imperial German Army
Gee I got to meet this FredK guy cause he's got sand.
Fred
"Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've
stayed alive."
YOU CAN LEAD A REPUBLICAN TO FACTS, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM "THINK"! Blogger
Same reason ordinary, normal people avoid him...Gee I got to meet this FredK guy cause he's got crabs....Ben
"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." - Ronald Reagan~~~~~''Life's tough, pilgrim, and it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for" - Cuthbert J. Twillie
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